What Role Do You Play (When the Sh*t Hits the Fan)?

First things first...This quiz was designed to help you look into the mirror and do the proper deep work without rubbing crystals, drinking ayahuasca or dropping 5K to sit in circle with strangers, pulling cards and pretending you're a cheetah in Costa Rica...

and it'll show you how you’re actually already rebuilding, if at all.

'Cause here's where we're at. 

You’ve been through something.

A breakup. A breakdown. A loss. A death.

Maybe it was a person. Maybe it was your identity.

Maybe it was your whole damn life... I dunno...

 

You held it together… or blew it up… or disappeared completely.

Whatever you did, you did what you had to.

Now it’s time to tune in:

• How do you respond when the chaos hits?

• Who shows up first, the rebel, the visionary, the charmer, the leader… or no one at all?

• And what part of you comes in to heal afterward… if any?

This 2-minute quiz gives you a poetic reflection of your masculine/feminine recovery rhythms, delivered through rock n' roll-inspired archetypes, 'cause, well... I am after all, The Rock Doctor.

You’ll get:

✅ Your On-Stage Archetype (how you react in crisis)

✅ Your Backstage Archetype (how you heal… or don’t)

✅ A full result breakdown

✅ A free breath + sound ritual to match your current recovery style

This is therapeutic, just... not conventional therapy.

This is tuning your nervous system like the instrument it is.

And it starts by listening to the music inside you again to get the "band back together".